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Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Bush and the boots

'This is your farewell kiss, you dog!'

How many would be as lucky. It was no normal kiss, Bush must have enjoyed it.

More than that, I was just contemplating what else could have happened which would have added colour to the episode. I would be tempted to list them below.

Before anything, watch the video to understand what happened:
http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=VFX-dKpcDz8&feature=bz301

I appreciate the fact that Bush was so smart and quick to react to the boot-bombs, probably a fit reply to the real bombs he threw on Iraq.

Now, what else could have happened?

1. The boots could have hit him on his face and just when he is about to recover the second boot hits him again. I would have loved that!

2. Both the boots hit the Iraqi president! That would have been awesome too. Bush, I somehow feel, would have had a hearty laugh.

3. Bush ducks the first boot and by the time he comes up, the second one hits him on his forehead. Not so funny, but would have been interesting.

4. The Iraqi president, trying to shove the boot away, inadvertently guides it onto bush's nose. That would have caused one more war, I fear.

5. Bush catches the boot and grins and says, 'Hey mate, hows that!'. Then the guy throws another boot which hits him on his face.

6. Finally, bush gets hold of the boot and throws it at the man. The man catches it and in turn throws it at bush again. Bush catches again and the man catches it again and again and again. People around are dumbstruck.

If you have better ideas, please do let the world know it :)
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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 17, 2008 at 3:59 AM

    the boot smells like shit, bush has a heart attack, US accuses Iraq of biological warfare, links are found to places like Pakistan, Zardari claims that boots have no nationality, US doesnt listen, US decides to invade Pakistan, Prakash Karat opposes it and makes his call to China (remember he is a chinese spy) China invades India in Arunachal and Kashmir, North Korea on cue attacks Japan with its nukes and meanwhile Venezuela honours the man who threw the boot with their equivalent of a Padma Shri.. and with the help of Russia, launch attacks on Texas.. ofcourse the US retaliates from Poland..
    dominoes effect or butterfly effect?

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  2. Varun B RDecember 17, 2008 at 9:43 AM

    Why will China invade India. Same with N.Korea.
    But rest of it is awesome. One correction to the chain of events: Venezuela teams up with Cuba and then awards the man. Fidel Castro comes out of his room and links the man's 'bravado' to Das Kapitol. Meanwhile, Man Mohan and Sonia condemn the act!
    But do you also see a world war somewhere?

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  3. AnonymousDecember 17, 2008 at 3:27 PM

    haha
    ya but this is world war 'old style' the new style is to kill people from different countries.. attack a 'posh' hotel maybe.. globalised terrorism for you.
    about china and north korea.. they will attack just because avara ti**dalli yaavaglu benki irutte :P

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  4. Varun B RDecember 19, 2008 at 12:00 AM

    I will translate the last line for the sake of people not conversant with Kannada:
    'they have fire under their a**e'.
    Given that a couple of girls(?) read this from China,(look at the map on the right hand side!) I beg ur pardon. You know how much I love you ;)

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